32 ten most asked questions on the bus

here's a lis tof the ten questions that have been asked most on my western highlights bus.

1) where are the restrooms (upon arrival s omewhere) (as if i should know that, i have a huge bladder, i don't have to go to the restrooms at all)

2) are we there yet? / how long before we arrive at the hotel? (djeezus as if i care when we'll be there)

3) do you know a good restaurant in the neighbourhood? (a- i hardly ever eat out and b- i am new to all these places too)

4) what bird/plant/flower is that? (they ask it after you have just past it)

5) how long have you been doing this job? (duh)

6) when will we get the luggage in our rooms?

7) why do we have to stop here? (official tour bus stops filled with tour busses and filled with tourists)

8) why can't we stay longer here (because we have a timeschedule to respect)

9) why did we have to stay here so long (because some people on the bus might find this place interesting)

10) when do we have to be back at the bus? (after having said it 3 times already)